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Location: Langley
31 years old

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Oh, hey, didn't see you there! My name is Brian, and you may know me from such popular films as my dating video, or that news report I was in the background of. Do you have a thing for poor guys? Do guys with hat hair turn you on? Tired of feeling like your boyfriend is too good for you? Well, I have a solution for you! I'm here today to tell you a little something about what I like to , Going on a date with me.

You know, over the years I've tried many different ways of picking up women:

Wearing a shirt that says, GIRLFRIEND WANTED: APPLY HERE
Crushing on them for months but never saying anything to them
Telling sexually suggestive limericks to the women in my workplace
Rear ending them when they're driving (You get their contact info EVERY TIME with this method)
Going door to door posing as a banana salesman

Now that my car insurance is $ eight times....
Telekinesis: Can make hot women walk away just by looking at them!
Super Intuition: This one time, I had the insight to finally move out of his parent's house - two weeks before I lost my job!
Super Mayonnaise Powers: Don't ask.
Added Bonus: A sidekick! He doesn't have any powers, but he follows me around and wears these fancy scarves....

My ideal first date would be: We get beamed up to the mothership and make awkward small talk. We take a shuttlecraft out for a day trip. We pass a black hole and throw things into it. We're in space, so we can't really talk about the weather - we talk about tacos instead. We go back to Earth. Oh no! We've somehow gone back in time! We settle down on the planet and live on a dinosaur farm as we rebuild society.

But probably we'll just go bowling or something.

I had a dream the other night:

They formed a new Minor league football league, and the Bloods and the Crips were two of the teams. I played on the Bloods' team for some reason. I was the best player in the league, naturally, because I always knew which play to do, since I could see the future. Anyway, the Crips said, Yo! That is whack! We want Brian on our team! And the Bloods said, No! He's ours! Shizzle! So I said, You guys can share me! It'll be fun! So they agreed, and they started sharing other things too! In time, their differences waned, and they merged and became the Purple Gang!

That's just the kind of person I am: I dream of making the world a better place. Then I wake up and play World of Warcraft.

Look, here's the bottom line: I may not be perfect, but at least I won't pee on you! I'm looking forward to hearing from you!. Ready sex tonight.

I am a French Brunette, well-educated (Phd), cultured, with a curious very passionate nature, porcelain-blue eyes, 1m69, natural F-cup & dress size medium. I love the company of a gentlemen who’s choice is appealing to a refined taste of quality and luxurious companionship, all it takes is a few simple shifts in your words and body language to connect with me where it counts nothing is more exciting than the anticipation of a lover but i adore my old friends even greater .. My name is katemary am looking for a man of 49 to 60 to get married to. The May Day parade has been held for over 90 years. I want to fucking with a man whose penis more than 18 cm.


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Location: Langley
32 years old

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If you're available to play, write say hi, and please send a few too. Tell me what you like, what you're into what turns you on. I like to please my partner;) If you wanna play after we meet, I'll host in a nice hotel near you. Not a one night stand. Ongoing fwb if there's chemistry. Thanks. Looking forward to meeting someone for passion sensual fun;) Have an awesome day:). I searching teen fuck.

the very dignity of his work always strives to be perfect.. Let me introduce you to your new wild thing !. Most people consider me to be a pretty lucky guy, I am new to the dating site. I try to a loving, caring man and I love life and been told I am pretty good looking man but I don't believe them can't see where. I have a great sense of humor, a Christian full of happiness. I'm a Self-employed freelance commercial artist and photographer and enjoy my work. I hope to meet a nice woman for a Friendship and a Relationship but nothing more not right now, I am not ready for a serious relationship. I try to be a very caring man and I try to be romantic and love to have long very intelligence talk and shares common values, life style, and opinions.. I am not looking for a husband just a fwb who like me needs frequent sex.


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